CONVO WITH PRO-CANSELOR

B.ED TESL

TRANSKRIP AKADEMIK

ALUMNI UPM

BFL, AA, MAA

They are all the same
They bark up the wrong tree
And run with their tails between
Their legs.

MAA

Now,
I know why you never go
I know why you never say
It’s not like you care
It’s not like you’re there

Because,
I was stupid
And I was blind
And I was stupid
I was blind

On and on again
Lies taunt me
Like that big bully
Who is never quite satisfied
With his freckled face and jingling belly

On and on again
Truth speaks to me
As i dig in further and further
The hopes buried deeper and deeper

Life for rent
Soul for pawn
I’m stuck in the queues
With no chance to get in

We always want something
That we couldn’t get
We always ignore someone
Who would always be there

Send my regards to your rotten past
You deserve the future
I don’t know you that much
But I know this much,
I need an entertainment, not a commitment.


Give it a rest
My heart aches
Combustion of emotions
Running like silver
Stopping like gold

All that glitter
All that dust
Mashed up
Making one big
Fat lie.

Threading on an empty line
Thinking of a stupid reason
Blowing out all anger
Breaking every rules
Telling myself to be happy
Stopping short of curious stares
Staring hard at phoney smiles
Pleading on hardcore sentence
Brewing up a soup of lies
Screwing around a statue of hope
Killing fucking annoying things
Fucking people who won’t shut up
Trying hard not to cry

Torn up, worn out
Blew up, threw up

This situation, is shitty one.
One I wish I never have to go through.

Semua lelaki memang cibai.
Semua perempuan memang ___________

JARI TELUNJUK

Kau raja segala helah
Penuh dengan tipu daya
Penuh dengan putar belit
Apa lagi kau nak susah
Orang tunggu kau sini sana
Jahat kau sama-sama terpalit

Otak kecil, akal besar
Kaki pendek, tangan panjang
Dah sah-sah kau tersasar
Dah kahwin mengaku bujang

Janji atas, bawah ikrar
Angkat tangan bersumpah saja-saja
Orang silap sikit kau selar
Cerita buruk orang sengaja kau jaja

Hidup mati biar ikhlas
Jangan potong angin orang
Kalau rajin jangan buat malas
Kau jugak yang nanti naik tocang

Kau mula, kau sengaja
Panggil nama mengaku jadi
Entah betul, entah tidak
Aku buat kau mengata
Kerja kau cuma tuding jari
Takpelah sayang, aku pun tak kehendak.

THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE FB

I thought nobody would want to wish me Happy Birthday.

Turned out I was wrong.

I can’t even count the birthday wishes that I have received.

The perks of being a teacher and adding your students on Facebook.
The perks of having seniors and juniors and coursemates on Facebook.

I guess I have Mark Zuckerberg to thanks :)

THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. PERIOD.

That's how 5K looks like...

Oh, sweet, sweet smell of money...

There ain't no happy day than payday!

7200

Mah Birthday

Mah First PAY

Tomorrow my younger bro is coming back!

MAA

DO IT.

MAA

Weddings make me sick.
Smooches and kisses make me want to throw up.
Babies and pregnancies make me shiver.

The truth is, I just wish MAA makes the first move.

Sometimes we do something for the sake of doing it. Not because we really want to. But just because we have to.

Sometimes we have to do something because of work. Because it will be assessed by our superiors and just because we want to look good by doing unnecessary jobs that will make us look busy and important.

And sometimes we do stuff that we hate, with the people that we despise just because we are supposed to do it. If we don’t, then it will be frowned upon.

The bottom line is, we constantly doing things we hate, with the people we can’t stand, just to get what we can’ have.

Life is fun, isn’t it?

MAA

You started it.
You called me all sorts of name,
Pretending I’m yours.
Now, you would not even look me in the eye.
Why did you give me the signals, when you are not even sure of the symptoms yourself?
When I already dream of you,
Wishing for the stars to answer my prayers
You broke my heart and look the other way.
You stole my hopes and run the opposite direction.

I should not have given you a thought.
Are you there or are you not?
Will you or won’t you?

I am tired of these games.
This has got to stop.
Either you are mine or you’re not.

MAA

I wonder if you wonder about me.

Aku tak sekeji kau

Baling batu sembunyi tangan

Disebabkan kau mengaku baca perkara ini

There is only one thing to say

Your plan didn't work on me

Aku jentik sikit kau dah menggelabah

Tahu pulak kau erti malu dan jatuh air muka

Masa kau buat tak pernah kau mengucap, toleh kiri kanan, tanya orang

Masa kau main kayu entah berapa, tak pernah kau muhasabah diri

Masa kau perasan bagus sebab dapat dating perempuan paling lawa dalam hidup kau

Kau nasib baik sebab kau pandai berpura-pura tak kasi pecah lobang

Atas bawah kau mengelat

Kau ingat kau hebat?

Kau ingat kau seorang boleh panggil aku sayang?

Even if I'm a total screw ups, I put my name on it

Aku buat salah, tertonggeng terbalik tapi malam hari aku susah hati

Aku minta maaf walaupun aku ego

Yes, I am one super bitch

But I am a super bitch in my own world.

TESL

T - Teaching
E - Everyone
S - Standard
L - Language

PHOTOGRAPHY SESSION

PRE-CONVO

My uniform for convocation...

Don't we have the same smile??

My baby bro the next grad...InsyaAllah...

At Least I Worth Something.

EMINEM_BEAUTIFUL

Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has their private world
Where they can be alone

Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you

I'm just so fucking depressed
I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump

I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
And in order for me to pick the mic back up

I don't know how or why or when
I ended up this position I'm in
I'm starting to feel dissin' again
So I decided just to pick this pen

Up and try to make an attempt to vent
But I just can't admit
Or come to grips with the fact that I may be done with rap
I need a new outlet

And I know some shit's so hard to swallow
But I can't just sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow but I know one fact
I'll be one tough act to follow

One tough act to follow
I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But you'd have to walk a thousand miles

In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like

To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes

Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you

I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything's so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check
The temperature of the room

Just as soon as I walk in, it's like all eyes on me
And so I try to avoid any eye contact
'Cause if I do that then it opens the door
For conversation, like I want that

I'm not looking for extra attention
I just wanna be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom

I don't need no fucking man servant
Trying to follow me around and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of 'em ain't even funny like

Ha! Marshall you're so funny man
You should be a comedian, god damn!"
Unfortunately I am
I just hide behind the tears of a clown

So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't gotta trade our shoes
And you ain't gotta walk no thousand miles

In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like

To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others eyes

Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you

Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bullshit hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves
And flip 'em, don't expect no help

Now I could've either just sat on my ass
And pissed and moaned
Or take this situation in which I'm placed in
And get up and get my own

I was never the type of kid
To wait by the door and pack his bags
I sat on the porch and hoped and prayed
For a dad to show up who never did

I just wanted to fit in
Every single place, every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant acting stupid

And Edna always told me
Keep making that face and it'll get stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standing there
Holding my tongue tryna talk like that

'Til I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole
At 8 years old
I learned my lesson then
'Cause I wasn't trying to impress my friends no more

But I already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
'Cause where you see it, from where you're sittin
It's probably 110% different

I guess we would have to walk a mile
In each others shoes at least
What size you wear? I wear 10's
Let's see if you can fit your feet

In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like

To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others eyes

Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you

So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
So

Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has their private world
Where they can be alone

Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you

Yeah, to my babies
Stay strong, daddy will be home soon

And to the rest of the world
God gave you shoes to fit you
So put 'em on and wear 'em
Be yourself man, be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny
Don't ever let anyone tell you you ain't beautiful

ANTHRAX_SAFE HOME

I've been down this road once or twice before
Through the open door
I come falling through it
There's a sign post up ahead
Like a watershed
And it opens my eyes

Ways, for me to begin
To be born again
And knowing for the first time
Ways, all so differently
Shine for me to see
The better man that I am

I've been places in my head
Behind me worse than what's ahead
And on my path just like a dream
Takes me from the in between

From out of nowhere you came strong as stone
And now I'll never have to be alone
What it is I know

You have always been my safe home
I walk, I run, I burn out into you
You have always been my safe home
My whole world has moved on

I know what I am and I'll always be
Your reality, is better than I could dream
All my fears turn from black to white
And I'd stand and fight
The whole world for you

Faith, and destiny
I never did believe
My only God is love and
Faith, what I see in you
And I can hold it true
Like a weight in my hand

I've been places in my head
Behind me worse than what's ahead
And on my path just like a dream
Takes me from the in between

From out of nowhere you came strong as stone
And now I'll never have to be alone
What it is I know

You have always been my safe home
I walk, I run, I burn out into you
You have always been my safe home
My whole world has moved on

I've been places in my head
I've been places in my head
I've been places in my, places in my, places in my head

You have always been my safe home
I walk, I run, I burn out into you
You have always been my safe home
My whole world has moved on

YOU'RE A 'G'

My beloved find joy even in the simplest of things, for example:

1. Roll a pack of newspaper into a long stick and beat your friends with it.

2. Get a feather duster and a broom; have a sword fight.

3. Find a girl with baby powder and pour it all on your friend’s head.

4. Sing ‘dikir barat’ song and find a member of the opposite sex to dance with.

5. After you are tired having a sword fight, use the feather duster, bend it, and wrap it around your friend’s neck- tadaaa...you get a necklace and your friend’s hate!

So, in case you are feeling bored and lonely with nothing better to do, try any of these 5 steps above and have a blast!

SO SICK WHEN YOU'RE GONE

EVEN SICKER WHEN YOU'RE AROUND

THE USED_I'M A FAKE

Small, simple, safe price
Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets
This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals
And I am not afraid to die
I'm not afraid to bleed, and fuck, and fight.
I want the pain of payment
What's left, but a section of pigmy size cuts
Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks
Would you be my little cut?
Would you be my thousand fucks?
And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid
To fill, and spill over, and under my thoughts
My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter
I'm cutting trying to picture your black broken heart
Love is not like anything
Especially a fucking knife