NOT SO SECRET

If you want to bitch about me in your blog, please don’t make it so obvious. Please, use pseudonyms or whatever to not let me detect that you are bitching about me. I am seriously getting sick and tired of people bitching about me and sicker and more tired that I, somehow or rather know about it. Don’t ask me how I know, but I just knew it. So, next time, if you ever want to bitch about me, why don’t you just tell me or keep it to yourself, if you are just not that good enough to post about it in your blog and keep it a secret. Because somehow or rather, don’t ask me how, I knew.

I never, and trust me when I said never, blog about you in my blog. So, why oh why, you have to blog about me in your blog? God!!!!!

THE PURPOSE OF MY BLOG

I sebenarnya tak suke kalau org yg I kenal membaca blog I. Sebab nnt heboh pulak org ckp die tu tulis ini, tulis itu dlm blog die. Aku pun tak tahu la ape yg nak diherankan sgt dgn blog aku yg tak seberapa ni. But I swear to God, blog ni bukan utk menghentam org, bukan utk menceritakan pasal classmates aku. Dan sama dgn blog sebelumnya yg dh aku delete sbb ramai sgt yg soseh tp tak comment pun kt blog tu.

I need some outlet for myself, an outlet where I won’t be judged (I have enough of that in real life, “Awak kan nk jd cikgu, seorang cikgu tak boleh berkelakuan mcm ni”). Tolonglah, jgn la baca blog aku lepas tu buat andaian sendiri and sum up who I am based on what I wrote. This is just my ramblings on what happened around me, so guys and gals, please don’t take it so seriously.

Whatever I wrote in here should not be a yardstick of who I am and what I am all about. The purpose of this blog is just to internalize what I feel and think is significant to me. Events that I think should be put down in written words just because those events stick in my mind for time to time. Kalau ada yang terasa blog aku ada kena-mengena dengan mereka dan keluarga mereka, please comment on my blog or e-mail me. Jangan buat spekulasi sendiri okeh bebeh?!

SOCIAL NETWORKING

Dulu masa mula2 dulu, kawan kau tolong bukakan akaun Friendster utk aku. Aku ingat lagi password aku dulu banana(kawan aku punyer kerja la ni, I love u sygku!). Pastu, masa aku cari friends kt freindster (kan kau kena insert e-mail utk cari kengkwn kau kan), aku pun gatal nk insert e-mail bf aku. Saje gatal sbb masa tu mmg gatal hentai punye la sbb baru kapel for the very first time (so bayangkan la betapa gatalnya aku). Kn kt Friendster ada comments tu kan yg leh view kt bwh profile kau tu. Aku pun nmpk ada satu minah ni comment “I*** sayang *kim” kt profile bf aku. Aku pun apalagi mengamuk la kan tanya sape yg berani syg2kan bf aku ni. Die ckp tu sepupu die. Hmmm…

Pastu profile dier terus diprivatekan dan sepnjang2 aku ader akaun Friendster, die xpnh add aku. Sukatilah.

And then aku pun start buka akaun Myspace. Adik aku lak punya keje. Myspace cool. Ok lah sbb byk giler jantan yg add aku. Kalau kau letak gmbr cam nk melacur sket, lg la byk org add kau. Tp lepas lama2 alu rasa boring la plak Myspace. Especially, bila profile kau dh sejuk and xde org dah nk add ko as fren.

So, aku pun move on la buka akaun Facebook plak. Ni mcm best jugak sbb it’s very simple. Xde layout fancy2 mcm FS and MS. Tp punya la lambat mengalahkan siput babi yg dicurah garam Facebook ni. Berjanggut aku tnggu dpn screen nk tnggu page die load. Aku pun kurang sabar dan delete akaun aku.

Lps tu ader plak org invite aku pegi mcm2 lg social networking site. Netlog, Pagii, Hi5, Tagged, mcm2 la. Aku pun sign up je la kan. So xtau la lps ni aku akan letak gmbr cun2 nk bg org ramai add aku ke x. Kalau y’all tau my e-mail, add la me as fren yeah…